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 Annoying tourists in Italy.

Annoying tourists in Italy.

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The weirdest weird

The weirdest weird

I have seen some weird stuff in my days of living in Philadelphia but this one takes the cake. If three of my students did not see it with me I really would have thought my mind was making it up.

It was raining and we were walking back from Subway after lunch. To the left of us I see, what I thought at the time, was either a dressed up statue or a man doing spontaneous performance art (a sight usually only seen on our First Fridays). He was perfectly still in this odd position leaning to the right with his left leg extended as far as it could go in the opposite direction. I leaned in to get a better look and that's when I realized that he was peeing. Not with his pants unzipped as you would think but he was peeing down his left pant leg and allowing it to flow out by his shoe! I guess the angle was supposed to help keep his leg from getting wet? Before you judge him, remember he was nice enough to allow the urine to come out onto the roots of a tree because if there is one thing we have learned in school it is that trees LOVE urine. Now I have to say, I may have half-expected this from a homeless man but this guy was in his mid thirties, dressed fairly well and was carrying flowers in his backpack for his sweetheart. I can see it now, "Oh! Thank you, honey! (pause) Why do the flowers smell like urine?"

 My wife & I met this nice couple on a cruise. I met the volleyball on the cruise too.

My wife & I met this nice couple on a cruise. I met the volleyball on the cruise too.

Drive by drawings

Drive by drawings

I feel like I drew this while we drove home from DC.

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 I saw this weirdo at Babies R Us.

I saw this weirdo at Babies R Us.

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 I saw this wonderful plaid man walking his tiny dog in Dewey Beach, DE.

I saw this wonderful plaid man walking his tiny dog in Dewey Beach, DE.

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